A Pink Cowboy

So I'm walking to Hamwill thoughtfully studying the dedication bricks that line the sidewalks then the hairs on the back of my neck stand up...startled I look up to a most unusual sight.

A cowboy...with a cowboy hat...and cowboy chaps...and a rather nice derriere walks in front of me and out of sight behind the building.

Startled I walk quickly and peer around the building...no cowboy.

Just as I start to scratch my head...I see the the cowboy standing by a car...with a rope in his hand...interesting no?

I continue walking forward to Hamwill. I enter the lobby and pause in order to remove my sunglasses. Temporarily blinded I pause for a moment before I look up.

Directly in front of me looms a six-foot...giant...pink...gorilla.


Wooo...a cowboy and a pink gorilla all in one day...is anyone as cool as me?